Buy one, get one free!
Buy one, get two free!
Buy one, get sixty million three hundred and nine free!
Did you really want all these? Really? Did you need them?
Did you know this would happen? Why did you allow this to happen?
It is… everything.
this girl in my class today was writing a ton of stuff on her paper while we were taking notes and i was like “woah what are you writing did i miss something she said” and the girl laughed and was like “oh i’m not taking notes this is a list of things that annoy me”