thestrexfiles:

Buy one, get one free!

Buy one, get two free!

Buy one, get sixty million three hundred and nine free!

Did you really want all these? Really? Did you need them?

Did you know this would happen? Why did you allow this to happen?

StrexCorp®

It is… everything.

(via red-death-masque)

green-berret:

This is my human. Though there are many like it, this one is mine

green-berret:

This is my human. Though there are many like it, this one is mine

(via red-death-masque)

teaquila:

why can’t periods just last for like an hour, like okay you’ve made your point, I’m not pregnant you can leave now

(via red-death-masque)

lokid-merlins-67-tardis-at-221b:

the-secret-stache:

I reblog this everytime it is on my dash

I love how the kid just loses it when the guy disconnects.

lokid-merlins-67-tardis-at-221b:

the-secret-stache:

I reblog this everytime it is on my dash

I love how the kid just loses it when the guy disconnects.

(via red-death-masque)

harryspankme:

this girl in my class today was writing a ton of stuff on her paper while we were taking notes and i was like “woah what are you writing did i miss something she said” and the girl laughed and was like “oh i’m not taking notes this is a list of things that annoy me”

(via red-death-masque)

bombing:

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand

(via red-death-masque)

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(via studip)

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

(via mintyboob)

weepingdildo:

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

(via primskat)

Hi!
I'm not qualified to do anything at all. I'm just a human being. These are just some little things that I find funny and that I like and, occasionally, that I create.
That's all I really have to say, actually.

Oh, and there's no method to my madness.

My Drawings


Ask me something! (or just strike up friendly conversation. I don't bite. anymore.)